The following is a fictitious story based on the real events of Oscar's arrival into the Henriques family. Caution, this will probably have a Simpson's style story progression jumping around with one plot device after the next in an attempt to use famous movies quotes and storylines. (We realize it might be a bit of a stretch, but  it's a free newsletter, so just go with it)
      A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away (Meriden, CT), Princess Lucy enjoyed a reign of eternal peace (with an occasional skirmish over visits to the evil Darth Vet).  But one day, the sense of universal good will was utterly shattered.  Suddenly, the dining room, which had long been

a bastion of warm naps in the sun was closed off.  To make matters worse, there were sounds of (egads!!) another cat coming from her domain!  From the sounds of it, this new arrival sounded much too puppyish for his own good
    Even worse, this kitten couldn't be left alone - imagine, a cat that doesn't enjoy its own company more than that of the humans!  "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!  They put me in here by myself!" the kitten cried.  Lucy peered suspiciously through the screen covering the dining room with extreme disdain.  "You saw it, didn't you?   You saw them repressing me!"   
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